Grand Theft Auto Baghdad Stories

Another installment from the well-known Rockstar Games which takes place in Baghdad ( contrary to a popular rumor circulated that the game will take place in Baghmom), iRaq. Rockstar was forced to develop the game in a 2 square meter chamber under tight CIA surveillance after fans discovered that Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad is actually Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas after playing it for ten years, thus resulting in the 2012 siege of Rockstar Studio. And Rockstar is not a person whose father's name is Dick Games.

GTA: Baghdad Stories follows the journey of Abdul Qadir Muthawaslah ibn Abu Idris al-Zawathiri (we'll call him Abdul from now. Yeah, I know.), an asshole living in a cave, as he struggles to get a life other than writing pathetic, pointless articles parodying a game in Uncyclopedia, fight the local gangsters, and finally, be the third crowned king of the Galactic Empire of iRaq (which is impossible, since technically an empire can only have an emperor).

The timeline is set in parallel with GTA: Baghdad (U.S tyrranical ethnic cleansing of the people of occupation of iRaq), in line with the 2000 year-old tradition of Rockstar game-making formula.

Still in line with the 2000 years, 3 minutes, 55.5433 seconds-old tradition of game-making formula (which also saves time and money useful for crack parties, which is also in line with the tradition), Rockstar made the game's control layouts exactly the same as previous GTA games, with the exception for the Playstation ® 4 version, in which the complex combination of R1+R2+L2+L3+up,down,up,down will result in the main character whacking off, or humping a camel if there is one nearby.

The game provides a fucking lot of things to do for the players, even so that you won't be able to do everything in the game before Jesus comes back to earth. Twice. And a third time to try to pull you away from the console, after your mom prayed day and night and offered to give up her virginity to Jesus, an offer which was turned down (politely) by Jesus for a number of (obvious) reasons.

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